Melissa: "You shouldn't throw weird-stones when you live in a glass house of weirdness."
Melissa: "My hood is not a great hairstylist." Mike: "But I am."
Mike: "A belly dancer from Venezuela?" Melissa: "I think she was from Sweden."
Mike (with despair): "What am I doing for a living?" Melissa: "I look up the 1-800 number for Depends [Adult Diapers] for Ernie. That's what I do for a living."
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